Monday, May 28, 2012

How Dare They Stand There....


  • DJ
    • i have something that will really piss you off. you know that gay british boy band "one direction?" (otherwise known as "one erection.")

  • Ellen
    • haha yes

  • Ellen 
    • First: you just sent this exact same thing to Nancy.
      Second: Can I kill them for having the audacity to do that?

  • DJ
    • well, youll have to beat me to them


      Ellen
      You're on

      DJ
      hahabest race ever!

      Ellen
      Agreed

      DJ
      your sister didnt get why that pissed me off.ive lost all faith in her.

      Ellen
      ><I'll have some words with her.She shall learn....

      DJ
      no no no its ok, ive explained it to her.

      Ellen
      alright

      DJ
      yeahthey have committed musical blasphemy, and should be burned at the stake.

      Ellen
      Employing the same trials used during the witch hunts....

      DJ
      nice and biased, right?

      Ellen
      The tests were simple. They threw the accused into, for one example, the lake. With something heavy chained to the person's ankles. If she survived, witch. If not, she was not a witch.

      DJ
      WE HAVE FOUND A WITCH, MAY WE BURN HER?!
      Ellen
      Yes.

      DJ
      anyway

      Ellen
      haha I love how this conversation started with The Hunger Games, and now we're into Holy Grail references

      DJ
      yeah, you pose as a rabid fangirl, ill pretend to be some gay-ass fanboy, well get backstage passes, and then at the apropriate moment, whip out...say...a colt .45 for you and a hnk mark 23 for me, both with silencers, and then take them (one direction) out lol
      Ellen


      YES! ABSOLUTELY YES

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

A New Level



DJ: yeha
*yeha
*yeha
*yeha
*yeah
there we go
holy crap thats a new level of fial.
*fail


A couple minutes later:


haha
uyeah
&eyah
*yeha
not this agian
*again
*yeah
there we go