How Dare They Stand There....

• DJ

  • i have something that will really piss you off. you know that gay british boy band "one direction?" (otherwise known as "one erection.")
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  Ellen

  • haha yes
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  DJ

  • they dared to do this:
  • http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01167/direction-main_1167470a.jpg
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  Ellen 

  • First: you just sent this exact same thing to Nancy.
    Second: Can I kill them for having the audacity to do that?
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  DJ

  • well, youll have to beat me to them
    
    

    
    Ellen

    You're on
    

    
    DJ

    hahabest race ever!
    

    
    Ellen

    Agreed
    

    
    DJ

    your sister didnt get why that pissed me off.ive lost all faith in her.
    

    
    Ellen

    ><I'll have some words with her.She shall learn....
    
    
    DJ

    no no no its ok, ive explained it to her.
    

    
    Ellen

    alright
    

    
    DJ

    yeahthey have committed musical blasphemy, and should be burned at the stake.
    

    
    Ellen

    Employing the same trials used during the witch hunts....
    

    
    DJ

    nice and biased, right?
    
    Ellen

    The tests were simple. They threw the accused into, for one example, the lake. With something heavy chained to the person's ankles. If she survived, witch. If not, she was not a witch.
    

    
    DJ

    WE HAVE FOUND A WITCH, MAY WE BURN HER?!
    Ellen

    Yes.
    

    
    DJ

    anyway
    

    
    Ellen

    haha I love how this conversation started with The Hunger Games, and now we're into Holy Grail references
    

    
    DJ

    yeah, you pose as a rabid fangirl, ill pretend to be some gay-ass fanboy, well get backstage passes, and then at the apropriate moment, whip out...say...a colt .45 for you and a hnk mark 23 for me, both with silencers, and then take them (one direction) out lol
    Ellen
    

    
    
    

    YES! ABSOLUTELY YES