The French Language

DJ: i reiterate my statement from early in french 1: french was designed when a bunch of gay western european men got together, got drunk, and decided they needed a more romantic language than, say, german.

Me: THIS IS THE BEST EXPLINATION EVER

Little Inferno

I got the game Little Inferno recently. After playing the game for a good 4 hours, I told my sister to play. Here are her reactions.

omg
they're screaming
why

um
UM
BURNING DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND LOVED ONES DOESN'T LOOK LIKE FUN

WAIT IT CAN SEE ME
WHAT
I DON'T WANT IT TO SEE ME

wait a minute
those aren't snakes

DJ On Meds

DJ: hey

Me: There's a multiple person chat now

DJ: nancy
geting her
ea'ksf
bufgger]
dammit
/dies

Me: XD

DJ: just me, failboatin along here

OI, NANCY

nancy
NANCY
THERE WE GO

Nancy: GOOD GRIEF

CRUISE CONTROL SET TO "COOL" MPH

Nancy: HOW DO YOU EVEN WRITE

DJ: WAT
JE SUIS CONFUSED.

Me: Nancy, say hi to the master of "hmmm"

Nancy: HOW ARE YOU EVEN STILL IN SCHOOL
*facepalm*

DJ: oh, ellen, did you tell her thats what i meant to say?

Me: Yup

DJ:  good.
anyaae
th
ae
bauus
(bauus
*balls
thee
*there
right
i dont deserve a keyboard any more

Nancy: I hope this is going on the blog, ellen

DJ: lol
yes
all of the ys
e
*eys
Yehsn
*yes
there

Me: HAHAHA

Nancy: ..."Yehsn"

DJ: antibiotics combined with the fact that im loling so hard, and my computer is on my stomach

Nancy: dear goodness what are we going to do with you...
Me: XD
Nancy: duuuuuudde

Me: that always works well....

DJ: yehs
*eys
here we go
*yes
you know what?  screw it.
im just gonna type, and you guys try and figure out what im dsaying

oh gosh
kill me now

Nancy: lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgeYScYe8wI&feature=player_embedded

^watch it

DJ: AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
*AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I LOVE CAPSLOCK
NO WORRIES ABOUT CAPITALIZATION
JSUT
*JSUT
*JST
*JUST
COOL.

Me: We need to get him off the meds....

DJ: and that video is brilliant

Me: well, after he's recovered

Nancy: haha yeah

DJ:  LOL YES YOU DO
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Nancy: nO,I THINK HE NEEDS TO GET OFF THEM NOW

Me: I'm going to save this and use it as blackmail

DJ: WAT.

Nancy: Excellent idea

DJ: OMFQ THIS VIDEO IS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN THIS WEEK.

Nancy: Just threaten to show this to his mom and he'll do anything you ask

DJ: WHY

Me: XD

DJ: WHY ATE YOU FOING THIS
*ARE

Me: doing*

DJ: *DOING
YES KI KNOW
*I

Me: I*

DJ: YES
MEEEEEEEEDS

Nancy: omg
this is hilarious
just
" MEEEEEEEEEDS"

DJ: THEYRE WONDERFUL THING.
*THINGS
MEDS
ARE
YES
PRECIOUS
WHAT HAS IT GOTS IN IS POCKETSES?
PRECIOUS?
MEDS?

Nancy: http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5900000/Gollum-smeagol-gollum-5995703-779-812.jpg

DJ: DAMN HE NEED LOREAL

Nancy: OF ALL THE THINGS TO SAY
BAHAHAHAHAH

DJ: READ IT WITH A BLACK VOICE
ITS EVEN BETTER

Me: OMG
LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN
I CAN'T

DJ: IVE BEEN LAUGHING LIKE A CHIPMUNK FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES NOW
AT MY OWN COMMENT
WUT.

Nancy: http://alexandraerin.tumblr.com/post/44638678550

Meds, dude

DJ: NO MEDS
LOREAL

Me: Right.

DJ: YEAH.
ANWYA
anyway
well, that was entertaining.
well, im crying from laughter over here
what about you guys?

Me: We're plotting

Nancy: yup

DJ: what
are
you
plotting>
*?
also, how much of that is going on the blog?

Me: I'll let you know after I copy it over

DJ: cause i think the gollum and loreal bit is worth it, if i do say so myself.

Me: Isn't the tagline for l'oreal "because you're worth it"?

Nancy: yup

Me: Nice pun there, DJ

DJ:  wow
did not even notice tat.
*that

Me: Thought not

DJ: should we bring fluffy in on this too?
he is online

Me: I was just about to ask that

DJ: do it

<You added Anthony LaVecchio.>

DJ: i gotta go to the bathroom brb

Me: Welcome to the crazy

Anthony: hi errebody...

Me: because you're worth it.

Anthony: I see....
and DJ is here?

Me: He just went to the bathroom.

Nancy: he's a bit high
but yeah

Anthony: well
he sucks for not coming to keys
I don't care what his excuse is
he's a meanny.

Me: No, not at all. Because then he was able to amuse us with his version of "hmmmm"

Anthony: ...
wat

DJ: im back

Me:  He sent me "ha]posfbe"

DJ:  lugg
*lugyyt
*futgy

Me: meant "hmmm"

DJ:  *fluffy

you there?

hai

bro?

Anthony: ...
futgy?

Nancy: futgy...

DJ: i was trying to type lufyyf

Anthony: FUTGY YOU!!!!!!

DJ: *fluffy

Anthony:  the frick, dude?

Nancy: oh my gosh...

DJ: love you too foluffy

ahahaha

wow

*fluffy

Anthony: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!

Nancy: All of it.
Just, all of it

DJ:  dude, did you see the rest of our chat from earlier?
scroll up, and read
and laugh

Anthony: nope

DJ:  do it.

Nancy:  just read it

because it's worth it

Me: XD

Nancy:  ( see waht I did there?)

Anthony: ...

Me: I see what you did there

Anthony: no...

DJ:vahahaha
i see
what
you
did there
yeha
let us know when its on the blog

Anthony: can we skype?

DJ: id rather not

talking is not easy for me.

Anthony: why?
oh
but but but

Nancy: yes, he will type badly with his mouth

Anthony: what exactly do you have?

DJ: sinus infection
for which i am on antibiotics
which make me a little loopy

Anthony: YAY!!!!

DJ: or at least act that way.

Anthony: I LOVE THOSE THINGS!!!

DONT YOU JUST THOUGHT?

*THOUGH/
*&>
*?

Nancy: lol

AGRH
ARGH

Anthony: AHAHAHA

DJ: CAPSLOCK MAN
CRUIOBAEB
*cruise control
not "cruiobaeb
"

Anthony: why are you typing like that!?!?!

DJ: im not trying to

as i explained to the two of them earlier, antibiotics combined with the fact that im laughing so hard and my computer is on my stomach.

Anthony: wow I don't even think I typed that bad when I was on antibiotics...
badly*

DJ: ahahahha
ironys a bitch, no?

Anthony: ...that was grammar
not a typo

DJ:  WELL SCREW YOU TOO

Anthony:  lol
you know you want to.

Me:  Can I watch?

DJ: WAT
NO
THATS
THEATSA
*THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT AT ALL

Anthony: yes
yes you can

DJ:  I HATE YOU

Me: sweet

DJ:  OR HAT YOU
TAKE YOU R PICK

Me:  hat.

Anthony: I am pick?

Me:  Because hats are cool.

DJ:  YESH
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Nancy: you know, wincest brings new meaning to the term brofisting


Ellen 
damnit nancy

Anthony
AHAHAHA
YES

DJ
can i now take an electric mixer to my minds eye?

Anthony
nope
not until we're done


<Short interlude>


Nancy
I'd suggest a meat grinder

Me:
XD

Nancy
they're more effective

DJ
hey, thatll work.


Ellen
Nancy, you'll be like 40 years old and still using the meat grinder.

Anthony
...
that

DJ
...

Me
your poor children

DJ
what
i am confused.
40 years?
wtf?

Me
Long-lasting inside joke

DJ
ah.

Anthony
...
I see
no...
no I don

Nancy
I will, I wiill

Anthony
don't*

DJ
meat grinder for you, fluffy

Anthony
...

DJ
whirr, whirr

Nancy:
I kind of have this habit of putting people's heads inside meat grinders
hahahaha

Me
THE MEAT GRINDER WILL GIVE YOU PEACE AND PROSPERITY!!
HAVE FAITH IN THE MEAT GRINDER!!

Anthony
I FREAKING LOVE YOU DJ

DJ
peace through superior firepower.

Me
^

DJ
woot woot.


Anthony
toot toot.

Nancy:
I see what you did there ellen

Me: =D

My Sister's Lab Report

Nancy:  Ellen

There is snark

I just put snark in my lab report

I said to disinfect your lab area and set up for the cult meeting

also

12) Raise the lobes of the liver and you should see the gall bladder which looks like a deflated balloon (like all of your hopes and dreams) and the stomach.

14) Remove the liver, gonad, and stomach by cutting them out. Split open the stomach if you're feeling especially violent today, then find the intestine and air bladder which might be popped because you're a violent sociopath.

16) Find the heart and put it aside for later sacrificing. Notice that is has two chambers.

17) Disinfect up your dissection area and set up for the cult meeting.

Powder Into Liquid

Nancy:
I realized the other day taht I can make homemade hot chocolate
and chocolate milk
so yum

Me:
o.o

Nancy
Hot milk with cocoa powder and maple syrup
the real maple syrup, not the cheap stuff

Me:
yuuum

Nancy:
oh yeah
and the same think for chocolate milk only w/ cold milk
and I use the non electronic hand blender for that, otherwise the powder won't liquid
it's like " NO! I WILL STAY POWDERY JUST TO BOTHER YOU!"
And I'm just " psh please. * get out blender* "

Me:
the powder won't liquid?
hahahahahaha

Nancy:
powder " AAAAAAH"
Me " MUAHAHHAHAHA"
So yeah, that's how I make my chocolate milk

Guitars are Cheep

DJ:  i got to play my buddy's gibson es-335 yesterday.
what the es-335 is to blues guitars is what the stradivaruis is to violins (sorry if i misspelled that).

Me: nice

DJ: now i totally want an es.
but they start around $2000...

Me: What a surprise

DJ: bugger.

Me: wow
that's cheep
only 2000?
ok, they start there, but seriously

DJ: sorry, they start around $4000.
http://www2.gibson.com/Products/Electric-Guitars/ES/Gibson-Custom/ES-335-Dot-Plain-Gloss.aspx

Me: I need to stop comparing guitar prices to violin prices...

DJ: ahahahaha

Me: that's a nice instrument.

DJ: heres a '59 dot reissue es-335. bit pricier.
http://www2.gibson.com/Products/Electric-Guitars/ES/Gibson-Custom/1959-ES-335-Dot-Reissue.aspx

Me: Just to compare violin prices, serious performance students will usually have about a $15,000 violin, but sometimes if they're thinking of the future may spend $60,000-100,000. After they get a job, if it's a major orchestra, they'll usually be looking at $30,000 minimum to about $100,000 or twice that, if they can afford it

Me: And that's just the violin alone
not including the bow which can be another easy $10,000

DJ: ...

Me: plus the $500-$1000case
the $40 rosin, the $40 shoulder rest,
averages, of course.
oh, and the strings

DJ: ...

Me: my decent set of strings is about $80. They don't get too bad. prolly $120 at the top

DJ: ill never complain about the cost of a guitar again.

Me:  My work here is done.

A Bored Sherlock is a Bad Thing

Roommate: What do you think Sherlock did when he was bored before he met John?
Me: *opens mouth*
Roommate: You're not allowed to say Cocaine. Cocaine or Heroin.
Me: Dang it.

Psychology, Where A + B = Whatever You Want

Mariah (Roommate): calling psych a "soft science" okay right?

Me: Soft science is not a great term
subjective science is better

Mariah: I've always heard it's soft because it was subjective while physics is "hard" because a+b will equal c

Me: It makes sense, but it's still strance

Mariah: where in psych a+b could equal square

Me: This is true

Mariah: I guess I'm around to many people in the "hard" sciences
didn't know if "soft" was a put down or not

Me:  a+ b = 9046.3. As long as you do your research and your numbers properly, and it can be backed up.
However, someone else could say that A + B = dog.

Mariah: XD

Me: So then there are two ideas for A and B but neither one of them really answer the entire question.
and combining the two won't do either, because they would leave huge explinational holes.

Mariah: you rock


Me: so then, an entirely NEW idea is proposed, which stated that A + B = the opposite of whatever Freud said, and it's all a nature vs nurture thing
but still no answer.

Mariah: aaaaaaaaaand you just helped me with my paper

Here, Have a Shot of Mint

Nancy: How many people DON'T own the Harry Potter books?

Me: The ones who don't own them.

Nancy: ......... Dang it, I can't contradict you because it's right.

My Sister, Ladies and Gentlemen

I Missed You, Too

It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead.  Or at least, that's what it feels like. "studying" is, after all, a combination of "student" and "dying".

Portal quotes aside, it really has been a long time since my last visit. Kinda depressing, actually. A lot has passed. I have a new roommate. She's pretty awesome. And she brought a dog. So we now have a dog. Her name is Loches. She's a golden retriever. Yes, there are pictures.  I'm used to the tedium of classes which control my life. Getting rather tired of them, actually.  My CSF levels are diminishing..

DJ: heh
he
he
heeh
hehe
dammit.
cant spell hehe to save my freakin life.

Returning

Nancy: Mom has received your message, and has noted it in her brain.

Me: she should also note the hiring of a carriage cost.

Nancy; Indeed, I'm sure she noted it the minute I spewed forthe from my mouth the words of " MAA, YOUR FIRST SUCCESSFUL SPERM WANTS TO INVADE THE HOUSE AGAIN!"

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Influence

Nancy:
k but why is he an engineer if he hates math? Engineering and math go together like macaronie and cheese. Sean and Gus. Cats and dogs.Papers and plastic. Musicians and music. Pizza and parties.

Me:
 I hath resumed my original placement upon this moste comfy couch.
very nice. Were you watching Psyche recently? that seems like something Sean would do.

Nancy:
 https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/9/1tzln8nzcU2aBdq2dhIi3Q2.gif

Me:
I don't know why, because he's not sure why
hahaha

Nancy:
Like chocolate and fondue!
Gerbils and scampering!
There's a Psyche marathon going on and I may or may have not watched an episode or two

---- A little while later ---


Nancy:
Yup, mum and dad are both watching Psyche
Did I also mention I was watching Dr. Who?

--- Different conversation which took place at the same time ---
*I copy/pasted the above conversation to our mutual friend. His response:

Anthony:

SO THAT'S WHY NANCY ASKED ME FOR COMBINATIONS OF STUFF!!!

Me:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DJ vs. Keyboard

DJ:
yeha
*eayh
(78eya'\
*yeha
dammit
*yeah
there we go.
Nancy:
How do you get " (78eya'/" out of "yeah" ?
DJ: ...dont ask.
just
dont
ask.
Nancy:
your fingers seem a little spastic
DJ: eyahj
*yeah'
*yeah
gooly
*golly
i should just avoid the word "yeah."

DJ Is Famous Again

DJ: 

go watch sherlock oh wait nope

Me It's great how you say that right as I find a Sherlock picture on DA

DJ link?

Me
http://kuronaa.deviantart.com/art/A-study-in-digital-portraits-291185948 and another
http://essmaa.deviantart.com/art/The-Violinist-316058516

DJ
i think i may like that picture way too much for someone who's straight...

Me
XD

DJ

ive seen that second one before

Me
look at the gallery of the person who did the second. O.O

DJ
...ok holy hell. thats aweosome awesoem aweesoem cool

Me ^blog DJ haha

An Inconvenience

Nick: ok well I need to leave. I have to move my bed which is what my laptop's on right now so I'll be back in a while. it'll probably take forever and be a huge pain in the ass but oh well

Me: have fun?
 Me: don't die
 Me: if you do, I'd have to go to your funeral. MAJOR inconvienience.

 Nick: ok hopefully it won't take too long
Nick: I'll make sure not to die, wouldn't want to inconvienience you

 Me: thanks =)

Do You Feel Famous?

Oi, DJ.

Replace burger with nutella crepe.

also, Top Gear. Sailing to France in a truck.

That is all.

How Dare They Stand There....

• DJ

  • i have something that will really piss you off. you know that gay british boy band "one direction?" (otherwise known as "one erection.")
• 
  

  Ellen

  • haha yes
• 
  DJ

  • they dared to do this:
  • http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01167/direction-main_1167470a.jpg
• 
  Ellen 

  • First: you just sent this exact same thing to Nancy.
    Second: Can I kill them for having the audacity to do that?
• 
  DJ

  • well, youll have to beat me to them
    
    

    
    Ellen

    You're on
    

    
    DJ

    hahabest race ever!
    

    
    Ellen

    Agreed
    

    
    DJ

    your sister didnt get why that pissed me off.ive lost all faith in her.
    

    
    Ellen

    ><I'll have some words with her.She shall learn....
    
    
    DJ

    no no no its ok, ive explained it to her.
    

    
    Ellen

    alright
    

    
    DJ

    yeahthey have committed musical blasphemy, and should be burned at the stake.
    

    
    Ellen

    Employing the same trials used during the witch hunts....
    

    
    DJ

    nice and biased, right?
    
    Ellen

    The tests were simple. They threw the accused into, for one example, the lake. With something heavy chained to the person's ankles. If she survived, witch. If not, she was not a witch.
    

    
    DJ

    WE HAVE FOUND A WITCH, MAY WE BURN HER?!
    Ellen

    Yes.
    

    
    DJ

    anyway
    

    
    Ellen

    haha I love how this conversation started with The Hunger Games, and now we're into Holy Grail references
    

    
    DJ

    yeah, you pose as a rabid fangirl, ill pretend to be some gay-ass fanboy, well get backstage passes, and then at the apropriate moment, whip out...say...a colt .45 for you and a hnk mark 23 for me, both with silencers, and then take them (one direction) out lol
    Ellen
    

    
    
    

    YES! ABSOLUTELY YES
    
    
    

A New Level

DJ: yeha

*yeha

*yeha

*yeha

*yeah

there we go

holy crap thats a new level of fial.

*fail

A couple minutes later:

haha

uyeah

&eyah

*yeha

not this agian

*again

*yeah

there we go