The French Language

DJ: i reiterate my statement from early in french 1: french was designed when a bunch of gay western european men got together, got drunk, and decided they needed a more romantic language than, say, german.

Me: THIS IS THE BEST EXPLINATION EVER

DJ On Meds

DJ: hey

Me: There's a multiple person chat now

DJ: nancy
geting her
ea'ksf
bufgger]
dammit
/dies

Me: XD

DJ: just me, failboatin along here

OI, NANCY

nancy
NANCY
THERE WE GO

Nancy: GOOD GRIEF

CRUISE CONTROL SET TO "COOL" MPH

Nancy: HOW DO YOU EVEN WRITE

DJ: WAT
JE SUIS CONFUSED.

Me: Nancy, say hi to the master of "hmmm"

Nancy: HOW ARE YOU EVEN STILL IN SCHOOL
*facepalm*

DJ: oh, ellen, did you tell her thats what i meant to say?

Me: Yup

DJ:  good.
anyaae
th
ae
bauus
(bauus
*balls
thee
*there
right
i dont deserve a keyboard any more

Nancy: I hope this is going on the blog, ellen

DJ: lol
yes
all of the ys
e
*eys
Yehsn
*yes
there

Me: HAHAHA

Nancy: ..."Yehsn"

DJ: antibiotics combined with the fact that im loling so hard, and my computer is on my stomach

Nancy: dear goodness what are we going to do with you...
Me: XD
Nancy: duuuuuudde

Me: that always works well....

DJ: yehs
*eys
here we go
*yes
you know what?  screw it.
im just gonna type, and you guys try and figure out what im dsaying

oh gosh
kill me now

Nancy: lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgeYScYe8wI&feature=player_embedded

^watch it

DJ: AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
*AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I LOVE CAPSLOCK
NO WORRIES ABOUT CAPITALIZATION
JSUT
*JSUT
*JST
*JUST
COOL.

Me: We need to get him off the meds....

DJ: and that video is brilliant

Me: well, after he's recovered

Nancy: haha yeah

DJ:  LOL YES YOU DO
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Nancy: nO,I THINK HE NEEDS TO GET OFF THEM NOW

Me: I'm going to save this and use it as blackmail

DJ: WAT.

Nancy: Excellent idea

DJ: OMFQ THIS VIDEO IS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN THIS WEEK.

Nancy: Just threaten to show this to his mom and he'll do anything you ask

DJ: WHY

Me: XD

DJ: WHY ATE YOU FOING THIS
*ARE

Me: doing*

DJ: *DOING
YES KI KNOW
*I

Me: I*

DJ: YES
MEEEEEEEEDS

Nancy: omg
this is hilarious
just
" MEEEEEEEEEDS"

DJ: THEYRE WONDERFUL THING.
*THINGS
MEDS
ARE
YES
PRECIOUS
WHAT HAS IT GOTS IN IS POCKETSES?
PRECIOUS?
MEDS?

Nancy: http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5900000/Gollum-smeagol-gollum-5995703-779-812.jpg

DJ: DAMN HE NEED LOREAL

Nancy: OF ALL THE THINGS TO SAY
BAHAHAHAHAH

DJ: READ IT WITH A BLACK VOICE
ITS EVEN BETTER

Me: OMG
LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN
I CAN'T

DJ: IVE BEEN LAUGHING LIKE A CHIPMUNK FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES NOW
AT MY OWN COMMENT
WUT.

Nancy: http://alexandraerin.tumblr.com/post/44638678550

Meds, dude

DJ: NO MEDS
LOREAL

Me: Right.

DJ: YEAH.
ANWYA
anyway
well, that was entertaining.
well, im crying from laughter over here
what about you guys?

Me: We're plotting

Nancy: yup

DJ: what
are
you
plotting>
*?
also, how much of that is going on the blog?

Me: I'll let you know after I copy it over

DJ: cause i think the gollum and loreal bit is worth it, if i do say so myself.

Me: Isn't the tagline for l'oreal "because you're worth it"?

Nancy: yup

Me: Nice pun there, DJ

DJ:  wow
did not even notice tat.
*that

Me: Thought not

DJ: should we bring fluffy in on this too?
he is online

Me: I was just about to ask that

DJ: do it

<You added Anthony LaVecchio.>

DJ: i gotta go to the bathroom brb

Me: Welcome to the crazy

Anthony: hi errebody...

Me: because you're worth it.

Anthony: I see....
and DJ is here?

Me: He just went to the bathroom.

Nancy: he's a bit high
but yeah

Anthony: well
he sucks for not coming to keys
I don't care what his excuse is
he's a meanny.

Me: No, not at all. Because then he was able to amuse us with his version of "hmmmm"

Anthony: ...
wat

DJ: im back

Me:  He sent me "ha]posfbe"

DJ:  lugg
*lugyyt
*futgy

Me: meant "hmmm"

DJ:  *fluffy

you there?

hai

bro?

Anthony: ...
futgy?

Nancy: futgy...

DJ: i was trying to type lufyyf

Anthony: FUTGY YOU!!!!!!

DJ: *fluffy

Anthony:  the frick, dude?

Nancy: oh my gosh...

DJ: love you too foluffy

ahahaha

wow

*fluffy

Anthony: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!

Nancy: All of it.
Just, all of it

DJ:  dude, did you see the rest of our chat from earlier?
scroll up, and read
and laugh

Anthony: nope

DJ:  do it.

Nancy:  just read it

because it's worth it

Me: XD

Nancy:  ( see waht I did there?)

Anthony: ...

Me: I see what you did there

Anthony: no...

DJ:vahahaha
i see
what
you
did there
yeha
let us know when its on the blog

Anthony: can we skype?

DJ: id rather not

talking is not easy for me.

Anthony: why?
oh
but but but

Nancy: yes, he will type badly with his mouth

Anthony: what exactly do you have?

DJ: sinus infection
for which i am on antibiotics
which make me a little loopy

Anthony: YAY!!!!

DJ: or at least act that way.

Anthony: I LOVE THOSE THINGS!!!

DONT YOU JUST THOUGHT?

*THOUGH/
*&>
*?

Nancy: lol

AGRH
ARGH

Anthony: AHAHAHA

DJ: CAPSLOCK MAN
CRUIOBAEB
*cruise control
not "cruiobaeb
"

Anthony: why are you typing like that!?!?!

DJ: im not trying to

as i explained to the two of them earlier, antibiotics combined with the fact that im laughing so hard and my computer is on my stomach.

Anthony: wow I don't even think I typed that bad when I was on antibiotics...
badly*

DJ: ahahahha
ironys a bitch, no?

Anthony: ...that was grammar
not a typo

DJ:  WELL SCREW YOU TOO

Anthony:  lol
you know you want to.

Me:  Can I watch?

DJ: WAT
NO
THATS
THEATSA
*THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT AT ALL

Anthony: yes
yes you can

DJ:  I HATE YOU

Me: sweet

DJ:  OR HAT YOU
TAKE YOU R PICK

Me:  hat.

Anthony: I am pick?

Me:  Because hats are cool.

DJ:  YESH
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Nancy: you know, wincest brings new meaning to the term brofisting


Ellen 
damnit nancy

Anthony
AHAHAHA
YES

DJ
can i now take an electric mixer to my minds eye?

Anthony
nope
not until we're done


<Short interlude>


Nancy
I'd suggest a meat grinder

Me:
XD

Nancy
they're more effective

DJ
hey, thatll work.


Ellen
Nancy, you'll be like 40 years old and still using the meat grinder.

Anthony
...
that

DJ
...

Me
your poor children

DJ
what
i am confused.
40 years?
wtf?

Me
Long-lasting inside joke

DJ
ah.

Anthony
...
I see
no...
no I don

Nancy
I will, I wiill

Anthony
don't*

DJ
meat grinder for you, fluffy

Anthony
...

DJ
whirr, whirr

Nancy:
I kind of have this habit of putting people's heads inside meat grinders
hahahaha

Me
THE MEAT GRINDER WILL GIVE YOU PEACE AND PROSPERITY!!
HAVE FAITH IN THE MEAT GRINDER!!

Anthony
I FREAKING LOVE YOU DJ

DJ
peace through superior firepower.

Me
^

DJ
woot woot.


Anthony
toot toot.

Nancy:
I see what you did there ellen

Me: =D

Psychology, Where A + B = Whatever You Want

Mariah (Roommate): calling psych a "soft science" okay right?

Me: Soft science is not a great term
subjective science is better

Mariah: I've always heard it's soft because it was subjective while physics is "hard" because a+b will equal c

Me: It makes sense, but it's still strance

Mariah: where in psych a+b could equal square

Me: This is true

Mariah: I guess I'm around to many people in the "hard" sciences
didn't know if "soft" was a put down or not

Me:  a+ b = 9046.3. As long as you do your research and your numbers properly, and it can be backed up.
However, someone else could say that A + B = dog.

Mariah: XD

Me: So then there are two ideas for A and B but neither one of them really answer the entire question.
and combining the two won't do either, because they would leave huge explinational holes.

Mariah: you rock


Me: so then, an entirely NEW idea is proposed, which stated that A + B = the opposite of whatever Freud said, and it's all a nature vs nurture thing
but still no answer.

Mariah: aaaaaaaaaand you just helped me with my paper

Project for Awesome

http://projectforawesome.com/

P4A With John and Hank Green!! <3 Go donate to decrease world suck!!! DOOO IIITT!  I just gave $20, and got John Green's ebook. Seriously. DO IT.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

On another note, I want to go to the library today, so if you could comment with your favorite book, or just a book you think I need to read, that would be great.  I've got a nice list going right now.  Perhaps I can grab some food stuffs while I'm out for tomorrow's parties.  I'm going to two christmas parties tomorrow. One of them involves a violin. And the exact same arrangements for Christmas songs as I've been playing for at least 12 years.  The next party is with some friends from highschool. I haven't seen most of them in a long time. I'm looking forward to that.

I Missed You, Too

It's been a long time. How have you been? I've been really busy being dead.  Or at least, that's what it feels like. "studying" is, after all, a combination of "student" and "dying".

Portal quotes aside, it really has been a long time since my last visit. Kinda depressing, actually. A lot has passed. I have a new roommate. She's pretty awesome. And she brought a dog. So we now have a dog. Her name is Loches. She's a golden retriever. Yes, there are pictures.  I'm used to the tedium of classes which control my life. Getting rather tired of them, actually.  My CSF levels are diminishing..

DJ: heh
he
he
heeh
hehe
dammit.
cant spell hehe to save my freakin life.

Influence

Nancy:
k but why is he an engineer if he hates math? Engineering and math go together like macaronie and cheese. Sean and Gus. Cats and dogs.Papers and plastic. Musicians and music. Pizza and parties.

Me:
 I hath resumed my original placement upon this moste comfy couch.
very nice. Were you watching Psyche recently? that seems like something Sean would do.

Nancy:
 https://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/12/8/9/1tzln8nzcU2aBdq2dhIi3Q2.gif

Me:
I don't know why, because he's not sure why
hahaha

Nancy:
Like chocolate and fondue!
Gerbils and scampering!
There's a Psyche marathon going on and I may or may have not watched an episode or two

---- A little while later ---


Nancy:
Yup, mum and dad are both watching Psyche
Did I also mention I was watching Dr. Who?

--- Different conversation which took place at the same time ---
*I copy/pasted the above conversation to our mutual friend. His response:

Anthony:

SO THAT'S WHY NANCY ASKED ME FOR COMBINATIONS OF STUFF!!!

Me:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

D&D, Skyrim, and All Things nerdy

Last night I DMed a Dungeons and Dragons session. It's a pretty fun campaign. It's based in Skyrim, and has Harry Potter spells, Daleks, Ratman, the Companion Cube, portal gun, gravity gun, Dr. Horrible's Wonderflonium heist, the cabbage guy in Last Airbender, three World of Warcraft cities, the yellow and green rings from The Magician's Nephew, and whatever else I feel like throwing in there. Perhaps Captain Hook will make an appearance....

Influence

I've been hanging out with DJ for too long. Top Gear, British accents, and enough chocolate to put someone into an insulin-induced shock. And water. Lots of water. Hidden inside a water bottle.
DJ, feel free to dump as much water as possible on Nancy's head.
synchronized high-fiveing should be an Olympic event.

My sister wants to play Slender. Whatever you say, Nancy.....

And Now I know.

I figured out why it's stupid to get romantically involved with someone you know you will never see again. You and the other party will not speak for months at a time, and when you do speak, it will be an accusation similar to "So you won't talk to me now?" I'm sorry for not talking to you, but I thought it was you not talking to me. Please excuse my misunderstanding.

On a separate note, I've been watching a lot of Castle recently, and reading Castle's books. (Yay for ghost writers!!) The T.V. show is amazing, and the lead character Kate Bekket has become one of my role-models. Yes, I know she's a fictional character. However, that fictional character is a strong, independent, sarcastic, quick-witted, takes-no-b.s. kinda girl, and I look up to that.

Nancy is playing La Folia. Actually, playing is too generous a word. She's butchering some rythems, and puts absolutely no emotion into her playing, and cuts the notes WWAAYY too short. She should be playing fiddle music, not classical. I don't think Nancy understands the whole "emotion in music" thing. She scoffs at the idea of music being moving, or putting your soul into what you're playing. Not good for classical, and ESPECIALLY not good for La Folia. It hurts to listen.\

Where are my headphones?
Oh yea, they're missing.  They were missing for a good 2 weeks, then I found them, and not one hour later, were missing again. >.<
UPDATE: Just did a quick search. Found my headphones exactly where I left them. Just goes to show you can find anything when you have a strong enough motive.

My sister is now playing Toontown. We used to play about 5-ish years ago, so playing again is bringing back a whole lot of nostalgia. Aahhhhh, the music. She keeps using the WASD keys to move, and pressing the SHIFT button to sprint. Too much Skyrim.

Do You Feel Famous?

Oi, DJ.

Replace burger with nutella crepe.

also, Top Gear. Sailing to France in a truck.

That is all.

That Just Happened

France. Paris. 10 days.
That just happened.

Yes, that is the Eiffel Tower behind us.
No, it's not photoshopped.



And over here, --------------->
The Louvre.
On one of the many cloudy, rainy days we enjoyed.

Anyway, we had a lot of fun

We visited Jim Morrison's, George Bizet's, and Chopin's  graves.

An amazing composer, Bizet.

<3

And less than 8 hours after returning from France, I'm off on another flight with my friend Azia to her home in Wisconsin. At the moment, I am sitting in the living room typing this out and watching the rabbit hopping around it's cage.

Right, well, more details to come. When I feel like writing again.

A New Level

DJ: yeha

*yeha

*yeha

*yeha

*yeah

there we go

holy crap thats a new level of fial.

*fail

A couple minutes later:

haha

uyeah

&eyah

*yeha

not this agian

*again

*yeah

there we go

Welcome Back to Flagstaff

NEED OXYGEN!!
There isn't enough of it up here. That bothers me so much. Makes it hard for me to do anything.
There aren't enough friends up here, either. that makes me sad. I need huggles.
On the bright side, this chai tea is the best thing ever.

And the Psalms are absolutely beautiful and magnificent.

I need sleep. please? I kept waking up like every 10 or 15 minutes all night long. two reasons for this. moping, and worrying.

I don't understand how girls can wear nothing except leggings as pants. DOES NOT WORK.  Under a skirt, shorts, or pants to help stay warm I understand, but leggings as pants... not a fan.

This photo was taken by my amazing friend, Squig~o  http://squig-o.deviantart.com/

Procrastination

Thus begins finals week. With an xbox, and Bioshock.
My friend brought up her xbox, and all night last night into this morning I was playing Bioshock, Team Fortress and learning how to work an xbox controller. Being a PC gamer, I've never had to learn how to work with one of those before, but now I can work one with relative ease. The controller still feels weird though, what with the lack of the WASD keys and the left and right mouse buttons.

Now for something completely different:

I made Christmas presents for my roommates yesterday. As they don't even know this blog exists, I'm free to tell ALL the internets what I made.  Sugar scrub.  yea, it's girly, but they'll appreciate it.  Rather cheep and easy to make, too. Mix equal parts brown and white sugar, stir in olive oil until you get the consistency you want, then, if you feel like it, add some vanilla extract.  Super cheep, great gift.  I made some for myself as well, so I'll take a shower tonight and see how it works.

Hugs

My KEYS friends had better prepare for extensive hugging when I next see them.
It's not fun being away from them for so long.

A Paper

So begins another paper.
This one is an 1800 word essay
describing the dialogue of Pride and Prejudice,
then comparing it to the dialogue of a movie adaptation.

I'm using the 6hr version with Collin Firth as Mr. Darcy.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

I declare this version to be the best.

I feel like bringing some of the posts from my old blog over here.
The best conversations, at least.
That would be fun.

I miss my violin.

And my friends.

One of whom is having fun inhaling as much coffee as humanly possible.

Another is returning from the land of "eh"s, "oh, yea"s and "don't ya know?"s. 

Another still is recovering from what is hopefully the final knee surgery.

I miss them.

Returning to this stupid paper is prolly a good idea.