Maybe I should check the fridge...
Me: I'm turkey. Nice to meet you
Nick: Be careful or I might gobble you up
That was terrible no more puns
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
A Short, Punny, Conversation
Nick: I'm Hungary by the way
Maybe I should check the fridge...
Me: I'm turkey. Nice to meet you
Nick: Be careful or I might gobble you up
That was terrible no more puns
Maybe I should check the fridge...
Me: I'm turkey. Nice to meet you
Nick: Be careful or I might gobble you up
That was terrible no more puns
Saturday, December 17, 2011
Sore Throat
<introduction Princess Bride Scene>
Coughing is an annoyance. Where's my mint tea? oh yea, it's at my dorm.
Anyway, I'm back at the mothership. It's nice not having to pay for stuff. Speaking of stuff, I should get a couple Christmas presents. Not that I usually do, but- OH! I NEED TO PICK UP MY GLASSES! I totally forgot about that. Oops.
Sorry. I kinda spaced off there, and that was the result. My train of thought like jumping rails.
ALSO: ..... Totally forgot what I was going to say. Great.
This is the part where the annoying sister comes in and asks what you're typing.
I need water. Hey, sister reading this over my shoulder, would you grab my cup? It's at the kitchen table.
Sister so nice...... And scary. Absolutely terrifying.
The intro to this song is great <3
I know you're not curious at all, but here are some of my favorite songs:
Diesel Not Petrol - Sukh Knight
Still Doll - Kanon Wakeshima
Mad World - Gary Jules <3 <3 <3
Like a Song - Lenka
Boats and Birds - Gregory and the Hawk
</introduction Princess Bride Scene>
Coughing is an annoyance. Where's my mint tea? oh yea, it's at my dorm.
Anyway, I'm back at the mothership. It's nice not having to pay for stuff. Speaking of stuff, I should get a couple Christmas presents. Not that I usually do, but- OH! I NEED TO PICK UP MY GLASSES! I totally forgot about that. Oops.
Sorry. I kinda spaced off there, and that was the result. My train of thought like jumping rails.
ALSO: ..... Totally forgot what I was going to say. Great.
This is the part where the annoying sister comes in and asks what you're typing.
I need water. Hey, sister reading this over my shoulder, would you grab my cup? It's at the kitchen table.
Sister so nice...... And scary. Absolutely terrifying.
The intro to this song is great <3
I know you're not curious at all, but here are some of my favorite songs:
Diesel Not Petrol - Sukh Knight
Still Doll - Kanon Wakeshima
Mad World - Gary Jules <3 <3 <3
Like a Song - Lenka
Boats and Birds - Gregory and the Hawk
</introduction Princess Bride Scene>
Sunday, December 11, 2011
Procrastination
Thus begins finals week. With an xbox, and Bioshock.
My friend brought up her xbox, and all night last night into this morning I was playing Bioshock, Team Fortress and learning how to work an xbox controller. Being a PC gamer, I've never had to learn how to work with one of those before, but now I can work one with relative ease. The controller still feels weird though, what with the lack of the WASD keys and the left and right mouse buttons.
Now for something completely different:
I made Christmas presents for my roommates yesterday. As they don't even know this blog exists, I'm free to tell ALL the internets what I made. Sugar scrub. yea, it's girly, but they'll appreciate it. Rather cheep and easy to make, too. Mix equal parts brown and white sugar, stir in olive oil until you get the consistency you want, then, if you feel like it, add some vanilla extract. Super cheep, great gift. I made some for myself as well, so I'll take a shower tonight and see how it works.
My friend brought up her xbox, and all night last night into this morning I was playing Bioshock, Team Fortress and learning how to work an xbox controller. Being a PC gamer, I've never had to learn how to work with one of those before, but now I can work one with relative ease. The controller still feels weird though, what with the lack of the WASD keys and the left and right mouse buttons.
Now for something completely different:
I made Christmas presents for my roommates yesterday. As they don't even know this blog exists, I'm free to tell ALL the internets what I made. Sugar scrub. yea, it's girly, but they'll appreciate it. Rather cheep and easy to make, too. Mix equal parts brown and white sugar, stir in olive oil until you get the consistency you want, then, if you feel like it, add some vanilla extract. Super cheep, great gift. I made some for myself as well, so I'll take a shower tonight and see how it works.
Monday, November 28, 2011
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Thanksgiving
Happy thanksgiving to all you who read this!
it's been more than a month since my last post.
that's rather depressing, don't you think?
that means an update is long overdue
I switched majors from exercise science to psychology.
I'm still going to do physical therapy, but that is a doctorate program. I'm now a psyche major because exercise science has chemistry and physics every semester. I hate math.
Also, I bombed an audition. According to my violinist friend up there, I sounded good, but that does very little to help the audition outcome.
On a totally unrelated note: I went to an optometrist yesterday. Apparently I have a slight astigmatism. That would explain why I can't read the street names. Anyway, my glasses will arrive in about a week.
it's been more than a month since my last post.
that's rather depressing, don't you think?
that means an update is long overdue
I switched majors from exercise science to psychology.
I'm still going to do physical therapy, but that is a doctorate program. I'm now a psyche major because exercise science has chemistry and physics every semester. I hate math.
Also, I bombed an audition. According to my violinist friend up there, I sounded good, but that does very little to help the audition outcome.
On a totally unrelated note: I went to an optometrist yesterday. Apparently I have a slight astigmatism. That would explain why I can't read the street names. Anyway, my glasses will arrive in about a week.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Remember the mage pwnage?
Ellen
is pwning everything in sight ^.^
Steven
what about whats not in sight? undead rogues FTL
Ellen
I do arcane blast and rogues can't stealth anymore. problem solved
Ellen
that is if I don't run out of mana first.... EVOCATION FTW
Sue
Well, I'm totally lost...
Steven
shush noob! NO! u pulled aggro of the entire mob! GAH! teleport out, or we kick u from the raid
Ellen
then tell the tank to pull more aggro! it's his job!
Steven
easy for the mage to say.... tanks dont crit 3000!
Ellen
sucks for them.
is pwning everything in sight ^.^
Steven
what about whats not in sight? undead rogues FTL
Ellen
I do arcane blast and rogues can't stealth anymore. problem solved
Ellen
that is if I don't run out of mana first.... EVOCATION FTW
Sue
Well, I'm totally lost...
Steven
shush noob! NO! u pulled aggro of the entire mob! GAH! teleport out, or we kick u from the raid
Ellen
then tell the tank to pull more aggro! it's his job!
Steven
easy for the mage to say.... tanks dont crit 3000!
Ellen
sucks for them.
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
Remember to eat your flesh!
[5:55:31 PM] David: xD
[5:55:36 PM] David: wow...
[5:55:39 PM] David: XD
[5:55:43 PM] David: thought it said fresh,
[5:55:47 PM| David: just got funnier
Monday, October 17, 2011
Tympanic Membrane of Time Travel
[10:49:53 PM] Ellen: I see, said the mute to the deaf man
[10:50:22 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: ok....
[10:50:30 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: how does that work?
[10:50:35 PM] Ellen: exactly
[10:50:55 PM | Edited 10:51:03 PM] Ellen: or you could change it. I see said the blind man to the deaf man
[10:51:07 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: but the deaf man is deaf...
[10:51:11 PM] Ellen: exactly
[10:51:23 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: brain cannot find liogic...
[10:51:31 PM] Ellen: that's because there is no logic
[10:51:38 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: NU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[10:52:11 PM] Ellen: oh, riiiight your brain must have some kind of logic or it overheats and malfunctions...
[10:53:57 PM] Ellen: stupid coloring pages...
[10:54:17 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: I got it, jsut becasue the Deaf man didnt HEAR it doesnt mean it wasnt spoken. there.
[10:54:35 PM] Ellen: XD
[10:55:54 PM | Edited 10:56:00 PM] Ellen: I wonder how the deaf man became deaf...?
[10:56:39 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: Born with it? injury? cotton lodged in his cranuim? who knows.
[10:56:55 PM] Ellen: kids screeming in his ear, working in construction
[10:57:12 PM] Ellen: cotton?
[10:57:28 PM] Ellen: air can get thru cotton.
[10:57:37 PM] Ellen: therefore sound can get thru cotton.
[10:58:26 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: magic cotten.
[10:58:46 PM] Ellen: uh huh..
[11:00:07 PM] Ellen: how about, the cotton is preventing his tympanic membrane to move.
[11:00:29 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: exactly
[11:00:36 PM] Ellen: and if the tympanc membrane can't move, no sound
[11:00:48 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: exactly
[11:01:18 PM] Ellen: I see said the mute to the man with cotton on his tympanic membrane
[11:01:39 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: but we havent resolved how the mute can speak
[11:01:52 PM] Ellen: signing?
[11:01:57 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: lol
[11:02:02 PM] Ellen: or did carl eat his hands?
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Time-tested Method
[11:16:44 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: Text jsut can't be convieyed the same way as speech...
[11:17:04 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: skype needs a sarcasm button!
[11:17:28 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: Injects all users with letahl doses of sarcasm! yay!
[11:17:38 PM | Edited 11:18:04 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: harvasted from baby kittens
[11:18:11 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: its organic!
[11:17:04 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: skype needs a sarcasm button!
[11:17:28 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: Injects all users with letahl doses of sarcasm! yay!
[11:17:38 PM | Edited 11:18:04 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: harvasted from baby kittens
[11:18:11 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: its organic!
Saturday, October 15, 2011
TIME WARP!
[10:24:30 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: dwarves are FTW
[10:24:50 PM] David: heheh. of course, specially dwarf priests,
[10:24:59 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: stoneform fools
[10:25:00 PM] David: everyone loves a short fat little dude in a dress
[10:25:07 PM] Ellen: XD
[10:25:11 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: ...you'll payt for taht one
[10:25:15 PM] David: XD
[10:25:30 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: Draw..your...sword.
[10:25:32 PM] Ellen: XD
[10:25:48 PM] David: draw your....what is it priests use again?
[10:25:55 PM] David: oh that's right...
[10:25:58 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: /smite
[10:26:07 PM] David: u could fear me into the water and run away while ur DoTs kill me
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