Remember the mage pwnage?

Ellen
  is pwning everything in sight ^.^


Steven
 what about whats not in sight? undead rogues FTL


Ellen
 I do arcane blast and rogues can't stealth anymore. problem solved


Ellen
 that is if I don't run out of mana first.... EVOCATION FTW


Sue
 Well, I'm totally lost...


Steven
 shush noob! NO! u pulled aggro of the entire mob! GAH! teleport out, or we kick u from the raid


Ellen
 then tell the tank to pull more aggro! it's his job!


Steven
 easy for the mage to say.... tanks dont crit 3000!


Ellen
 sucks for them.

Remember to eat your flesh!

[5:55:31 PM] David: xD
[5:55:36 PM] David: wow...
[5:55:39 PM] David: XD
[5:55:43 PM] David: thought it said fresh,
[5:55:47 PM| David: just got funnier

Tympanic Membrane of Time Travel

[10:49:53 PM] Ellen: I see, said the mute to the deaf man
[10:50:22 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: ok....
[10:50:30 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: how does that work?
[10:50:35 PM] Ellen: exactly
[10:50:55 PM | Edited 10:51:03 PM] Ellen: or you could change it. I see said the blind man to the deaf man
[10:51:07 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: but the deaf man is deaf...
[10:51:11 PM] Ellen: exactly
[10:51:23 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ:  brain cannot find liogic...
[10:51:31 PM] Ellen: that's because there is no logic
[10:51:38 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: NU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[10:52:11 PM] Ellen: oh, riiiight your brain must have some kind of logic or it overheats and malfunctions...
[10:53:57 PM] Ellen: stupid coloring pages...
[10:54:17 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: I got it, jsut becasue the Deaf man didnt HEAR it doesnt mean it wasnt spoken. there.
[10:54:35 PM] Ellen: XD
[10:55:54 PM | Edited 10:56:00 PM] Ellen: I wonder how the deaf man became deaf...?
[10:56:39 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: Born with it? injury? cotton lodged in his cranuim? who knows.
[10:56:55 PM] Ellen: kids screeming in his ear, working in construction
[10:57:12 PM] Ellen: cotton?
[10:57:28 PM] Ellen: air can get thru cotton.
[10:57:37 PM] Ellen: therefore sound can get thru cotton.
[10:58:26 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: magic cotten.
[10:58:46 PM] Ellen: uh huh..
[11:00:07 PM] Ellen: how about, the cotton is preventing his tympanic membrane to move.
[11:00:29 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: exactly
[11:00:36 PM] Ellen: and if the tympanc membrane can't move, no sound
[11:00:48 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: exactly
[11:01:18 PM] Ellen: I see said the mute to the man with cotton on his tympanic membrane
[11:01:39 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: but we havent resolved how the mute can speak
[11:01:52 PM] Ellen: signing?
[11:01:57 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: lol
[11:02:02 PM] Ellen: or did carl eat his hands?

Time-tested Method

[11:16:44 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: Text jsut can't be convieyed the same way as speech...
[11:17:04 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: skype needs a sarcasm button!
[11:17:28 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: Injects all users with letahl doses of sarcasm! yay!
[11:17:38 PM | Edited 11:18:04 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: harvasted from baby kittens

[11:18:11 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: its organic!

TIME WARP!

[10:24:30 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: dwarves are FTW
[10:24:50 PM] David: heheh. of course, specially dwarf priests,
[10:24:59 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: stoneform fools
[10:25:00 PM] David: everyone loves a short fat little dude in a dress
[10:25:07 PM] Ellen: XD
[10:25:11 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: ...you'll payt for taht one
[10:25:15 PM] David: XD
[10:25:30 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: Draw..your...sword.
[10:25:32 PM] Ellen: XD
[10:25:48 PM] David: draw your....what is it priests use again?
[10:25:55 PM] David: oh that's right...
[10:25:58 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ:  /smite
[10:26:07 PM] David: u could fear me into the water and run away while ur DoTs kill me

Words of the Past

[10:29:36 PM] Alyssa: QUICK!! THINKK OF A COOL SOUNDING WORD!!
[10:30:05 PM] Ellen: squiggle
[10:30:12 PM] Alyssa: ...
[10:30:22 PM] Alyssa: *facepalm*  not the kind of word I was thinking of
[10:30:47 PM] Ellen: onomotopia
[10:30:55 PM] Alyssa: ...
[10:31:19 PM] Ellen: not sure if that's spelled corectly..
[10:31:50 PM] Leeroy: facepalm iz a good word
[10:32:03 PM] Ellen: whistle
[10:32:13 PM] Ellen: subtle
[10:32:22 PM] Ellen: bombastic
[10:32:38 PM] Alyssa: gooood....good words....
[10:33:27 PM] Leeroy: phasing
[10:33:34 PM] Alyssa: ooooh, gooood
[10:33:51 PM] Ellen: why?
[10:33:58 PM] Ellen: wit
[10:34:03 PM] Ellen: whit
[10:34:11 PM] Alyssa: I'm making a list of my favorite cool wordz ^.^
[10:34:15 PM] Ellen: haha
[10:34:29 PM] Leeroy: uhh
Electricity
[10:34:29 PM] Alyssa: the first word I could think of was squeegee....>.>
[10:34:35 PM] Ellen: XD
[10:34:37 PM] Leeroy: xD
[10:34:54 PM] Ellen: triumph
[10:34:56 PM] Leeroy: assassination
[10:35:07 PM] Alyssa: oooh, melikes
[10:35:24 PM | Removed 10:35:27 PM] Leeroy: This message has been removed.
[10:35:29 PM] Alyssa: SHUT UP
[10:35:29 PM] Ellen: XD
[10:35:30 PM] Alyssa: IT IS NOT!!
[10:35:42 PM] Leeroy: <<
hehehehehe
[10:36:00 PM] Leeroy: Specialization(sp?)
[10:36:00 PM] Alyssa:  /kill
[10:36:06 PM] Ellen: awry
[10:36:12 PM] Leeroy: rewr (>>.<>
[10:36:19 PM] Leeroy: audacity
[10:36:20 PM] Ellen: avuncular
[10:36:36 PM] Leeroy: Interdementional
[10:36:38 PM] Ellen: behemoth
[10:36:41 PM] Alyssa: ^.^ you haz good words
[10:36:43 PM] Ellen: berate
[10:36:50 PM] Leeroy: Nullify
[10:36:53 PM] Ellen: blasphemous
[10:36:59 PM] Ellen: bovine
[10:36:59 PM] Leeroy: Extatic
[10:37:05 PM] Leeroy: /moo
[10:37:10 PM] Ellen: haha
[10:37:12 PM] Ellen: blunt
[10:37:25 PM] Alyssa: <.< mustgo to bed
[10:37:28 PM] Alyssa: unfortunately
[10:37:31 PM] Ellen: cacophony
[10:37:35 PM] Ellen: ><
[10:37:43 PM] Leeroy: Magealicious
[10:37:47 PM] Ellen: see ya
[10:37:48 PM] Ellen: XD
[10:37:51 PM] Alyssa: byebye
[10:37:52 PM] Leeroy: bye,
[10:37:54 PM] Alyssa: shut up david
[10:37:56 PM] Leeroy: <<
[10:38:02 PM] Leeroy: Sercantastic?
[10:38:05 PM] Alyssa: BYEBYE ELLEN
[10:38:06 PM] Ellen: XD
[10:38:07 PM] Alyssa: T.T
[10:38:09 PM] Ellen: BYE ALYSSA
[10:38:12 PM] Leeroy: Flopptacular?
[10:38:20 PM] Alyssa: (headbang)
[10:38:26 PM] Alyssa: that's horrible
[10:40:38 PM] Leeroy: wait.
[10:40:42 PM] Leeroy: this is going on the internet?
[10:40:58 PM] Ellen: that's where my blog is, yes..
[10:41:06 PM] Leeroy: IF ANYBODY IS READING THIS I'M BEING HELD HERE AGAINST MY WIL
[10:41:20 PM] Ellen: XD
[10:41:22 PM] Leeroy: SSSHHHHHHH
[10:41:24 PM] Leeroy: SSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[10:41:29 PM] Leeroy: They're coming.

Re-write ALL the things!

David: Dear FF writers:
David: STOP WRITING FANFICTIONS, AS IF YOU WERE IM-ING
 Ellen: PLZ TO LEARNZ UR GRAMMAR AND SPELLING REALL GOOD!
David: ^
Ellen: KTHXBAI
David: i think u mean plox
Ellen: oh, yes.
David: and guud
Ellen: rriigghhtt
Ellen: darn those new-fangled words...
Andrew: And lern. >.>
David: heheheh, i should try my hand at FF writing,
David: xD
Ellen: see, back when I was a little girl...
Ellen:
Ellen: and that's why sharpies are so amazing...
Ellen: what was I talking about?
David: XD wow...

Rodental Rewind

[10:00:53 PM] Andrew: Well Nancy may be evil, but we have an understanding. I don't take Fiona and make her my princess, she doesn't blowup Utah.
[10:01:01 PM] Nancy:  -_-
[10:01:02 PM] Ellen: ................
[10:01:19 PM] Nancy: MAKE HER YOUR PRINCESS?1?!?!?!
[10:01:23 PM] Nancy: WTF
[10:01:28 PM] Ellen: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
[10:01:29 PM] Dr.Mombassa: ^
[10:01:35 PM] David: ^
[10:01:41 PM] Andrew: Of course, I've never seen a more beautiful rodent.
[10:01:47 PM] Nancy: ROFL
[10:01:49 PM] Ellen: O_______________o
[10:01:51 PM] Andrew: Except Jane.
[10:01:52 PM] Nancy: FAIL
[10:01:54 PM] Ellen: o________________O
[10:02:07 PM] Nancy: she's not a gerbi lthough
[10:02:09 PM] Dr.Mombassa: superfail
[10:02:16 PM] Andrew: I didn't say gerbil. (=
[10:02:16 PM] David: such....failure...
[10:02:17 PM] Dr.Mombassa: gerbi...
[10:02:45 PM] Nancy: Fiona is flattered but respectfully declines your offer
[10:02:57 PM] Andrew: V.V
[10:03:02 PM] Andrew: My dreams have been shattered.....
[10:03:06 PM] Nancy: she doesnt do cross species dating
[10:03:06 PM] Dr.Mombassa: of course shes not a gerbil.... shes a mouse!
[10:03:20 PM] Nancy: /ignore
[10:03:27 PM] Dr.Mombassa: pplz these days.....
[10:03:29 PM] Dr.Mombassa:  /sigh
[10:03:34 PM] Andrew: *sniffle* Okay....I can tell she's not interested.....I'll have to try and move on. V.V
[10:03:35 PM] Andrew: ;(
[10:03:39 PM] Andrew: If that's possible....
[10:03:53 PM] Nancy: Oo
[10:04:03 PM] Ellen: o_______________O
[10:43:18 PM] Andrew: Fiona!! Why do you reject me?? Be my princess!!
[10:43:27 PM] Nancy: /cough
[10:43:42 PM] Andrew: Your radience will shine forth and illuminate the world with your beauty....
[10:43:55 PM] Nancy: /COUGH

Rewind to Intelligence

[11:32:33 PM] gone.rebel: "have fun looking at your rocks, ill be doing physics.... bullet physics!"
[11:32:49 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: You know waht would be really cool?
[11:32:51 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: magic.
[11:32:52 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: why?
[11:32:57 PM] gone.rebel: BEST CARD GAME EVAR
[11:33:03 PM] gone.rebel: thats y
[11:33:05 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: I have a really good understanding of physics.
[11:33:21 PM] gone.rebel: what about quantum physics?
[11:33:27 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: Mage = Badass Physict
[11:33:33 PM] Ellen: hehe
[11:33:45 PM] gone.rebel: explain schrodinger's box in a quantum universe
[11:33:48 PM] gone.rebel: BIZNATCH
[11:33:49 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: I get Quantum
[11:33:56 PM | Edited 11:34:02 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: I'd have to use a mic
[11:34:02 PM] gone.rebel: do it
[11:34:02 PM] gone.rebel: do it
[11:34:22 PM] gone.rebel: do it
[11:35:22 PM] gone.rebel: is it really takin u this long? its like, a 10 word sentance
[11:35:29 PM] gone.rebel: zzzzz.........zzzzzzzzzzz........zzzzzzzz.....
[11:35:58 PM] gone.rebel: okay then
[11:36:00 PM] gone.rebel: have fun typing
[11:36:09 PM] Ellen: it may be 10 words, but Sam has to explain every little detail.
[11:36:17 PM | Edited 11:36:44 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: Schronders cat is bassicly a cat inside a box. the cat is either dead or alive and upon opening the box  will change the state of the cat. I.E if the cat is dead, it will be alive or if dead alive. Schrnoder stated that the cat was in "flux" and therfore dead and alive at the same time. due to quantem possbilties.
[11:36:33 PM] gone.rebel: you still didnt answer my question
[11:36:51 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: how so?
[11:36:57 PM] gone.rebel: if the instance or copy of an instance of schrodinger's box existed in a quantum universe, there would be absolutely nothing
[11:36:58 PM] gone.rebel: nada
[11:36:58 PM] gone.rebel: zip
[11:36:59 PM] gone.rebel: none
[11:37:01 PM] gone.rebel: a lack of anything
[11:37:03 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: no.
[11:37:25 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: a quantum universe is an ever expanding list of possible univereses
[11:38:12 PM] gone.rebel: because there is an impossibility of life in that situation, because everything is a 180 opposite, it doesnt exist, ad therefore the box and the vial cant exist, because intellignet constructions cannot exist without life, which there is a lack of, because there is no cat, because nothing can be dead and alive at the same time, reversed, nothing can be nothing
[11:38:46 PM] gone.rebel: now, add some philotes to that...
[11:39:03 PM] gone.rebel: and you have yourself a quantum apocolypse condensed into a single organism's thought prism
[11:39:22 PM] gone.rebel: aka brain, but single cell organism's brains are too small to classify as brains techinically
[11:39:23 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: yes, but that was somne disproveng it, not the theory
[11:39:38 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: you aksed for the theory not the diproving of it.
[11:39:57 PM] gone.rebel: i asked you to explain it
[11:40:01 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: the theory.
[11:40:06 PM] gone.rebel: i.e. what would happen if it existed in a quantum universe
[11:40:07 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: in his terms.
[11:40:09 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: which I did
[11:40:15 PM] gone.rebel: quantum universe
[11:40:16 PM] gone.rebel: ^
[11:40:17 PM] gone.rebel: ^
[11:40:17 PM] gone.rebel: ^
[11:40:21 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ: well then you werent being clear.

Caverns of Time

[11:11:13 PM] David: I have a bucket of sharpies and i cant find a black one...
[11:11:13 PM] David: brb
[11:11:21 PM] Ellen: FAIL
[11:11:35 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ!: I'll just wait here with a mark above my head and a meager reward.
[11:11:50 PM] Ellen: have fun with that
[11:12:09 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ!: oh hey adventrer! wil lyou fetch me a black sharpie?
[11:12:24 PM] David: found one,
[11:12:26 PM] David: rather, found 8
[11:12:29 PM] Ellen: there happens to be one right next to me...
[11:12:29 PM] David: came back with one..
[11:12:40 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ!: Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ! gives out 30 copper
[11:12:47 PM] Ellen: XD
[11:12:59 PM] David: lame....
[11:13:10 PM] David: is this a daily?
[11:13:15 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ!: nope
[11:13:26 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ!: but you can sell sharpies to people next to you for 1 Gp
[11:13:46 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ!: since its a glitched quest that doesnt show the reward
[11:14:06 PM] David: it appears as though i have been jipped
[11:14:11 PM] Prf.Jennings Questor Of AZ!: yep.