Re-write ALL the things!

David: Dear FF writers:
David: STOP WRITING FANFICTIONS, AS IF YOU WERE IM-ING
 Ellen: PLZ TO LEARNZ UR GRAMMAR AND SPELLING REALL GOOD!
David: ^
Ellen: KTHXBAI
David: i think u mean plox
Ellen: oh, yes.
David: and guud
Ellen: rriigghhtt
Ellen: darn those new-fangled words...
Andrew: And lern. >.>
David: heheheh, i should try my hand at FF writing,
David: xD
Ellen: see, back when I was a little girl...
Ellen:
Ellen: and that's why sharpies are so amazing...
Ellen: what was I talking about?
David: XD wow...