How Dare They Stand There....

• DJ

  • i have something that will really piss you off. you know that gay british boy band "one direction?" (otherwise known as "one erection.")
• 
  

  Ellen

  • haha yes
• 
  DJ

  • they dared to do this:
  • http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01167/direction-main_1167470a.jpg
• 
  Ellen 

  • First: you just sent this exact same thing to Nancy.
    Second: Can I kill them for having the audacity to do that?
• 
  DJ

  • well, youll have to beat me to them
    
    

    
    Ellen

    You're on
    

    
    DJ

    hahabest race ever!
    

    
    Ellen

    Agreed
    

    
    DJ

    your sister didnt get why that pissed me off.ive lost all faith in her.
    

    
    Ellen

    ><I'll have some words with her.She shall learn....
    
    
    DJ

    no no no its ok, ive explained it to her.
    

    
    Ellen

    alright
    

    
    DJ

    yeahthey have committed musical blasphemy, and should be burned at the stake.
    

    
    Ellen

    Employing the same trials used during the witch hunts....
    

    
    DJ

    nice and biased, right?
    
    Ellen

    The tests were simple. They threw the accused into, for one example, the lake. With something heavy chained to the person's ankles. If she survived, witch. If not, she was not a witch.
    

    
    DJ

    WE HAVE FOUND A WITCH, MAY WE BURN HER?!
    Ellen

    Yes.
    

    
    DJ

    anyway
    

    
    Ellen

    haha I love how this conversation started with The Hunger Games, and now we're into Holy Grail references
    

    
    DJ

    yeah, you pose as a rabid fangirl, ill pretend to be some gay-ass fanboy, well get backstage passes, and then at the apropriate moment, whip out...say...a colt .45 for you and a hnk mark 23 for me, both with silencers, and then take them (one direction) out lol
    Ellen
    

    
    
    

    YES! ABSOLUTELY YES
    
    
    

A New Level

DJ: yeha

*yeha

*yeha

*yeha

*yeah

there we go

holy crap thats a new level of fial.

*fail

A couple minutes later:

haha

uyeah

&eyah

*yeha

not this agian

*again

*yeah

there we go

My Life

Me
everything is due this week
DJ
yay
Me
it's insanity
DJ
and i bet you procrastinated on it all, didnt you?
Me
I only procrastinated on one thing
DJ
oh wow good job!
Me
thanks
DJ
/not bad face
Me
the thing I'm procrastinating on is my anatomy sketchbook. I have 68 drawings to do. Due next week. Haven't started
DJ
holy fecking hammers.
sketches of what?
Me
all the different sutures, microscopic view of hyaline, fibro, and elastic cartilage, 3 different views of the brain,all the cranial nerves, all the muscles in the arms, neck, head, chest, back, thighs and legs, a taste bud, 2 views of the eye, and 2 drawings of the ear
DJ
holy crapping crappers.
i have a guitar lesson tomorrow. yay. thatll be fun
Me
I have to do a month's worth of practice in a couple hours tomorrow
DJ
violin, i assume
heh. so that means...youre going to be bowing and fingering for hours?
http://clean.alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/neutral-if-you-know-what-i-mean-l.png
Me
No, It's flying practice.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1oMhMwUbgc
DJ
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/281/2/a/me_gusta_by_megustaplz-d30cns2.jpg
Me
^^
DJ
right, up on the table, arms out, fingers together, knees bent, head well forward, now flap your arms!
Me

<3

My sister

"And now I am creeping all over your blog site, pooring over your every bloggy thought! and then one day, when you least expect it, I shall take over your body and replace you! Muahahahahahaha!"

 My sister is a creeper.

On Easter

Please note that this conversation took place on Easter.

Nancy:
• • HAPPY CHRISTMAS
• Me
  

  • and a merry halloween to you
• Nancy
  

  • And happy Newgiving
• Me
  

  • be sure to remember the presidents
• Nancy
  

  • I will if you remember valentine's.
• Me
  

  • can I wear green?
• Nancy
  

  • Only if you're wearing a birthday hat too
  • heyheyhey so guess what I got in my easter basket
• Me
  

  • candy
• Nancy
  

  • yes. but that's not all
• Me
  

  • and don't forget to ask the groundhog if there's going to be fireworks.
  • I don't feel like guessing. what did you get?
• Nancy
  

  • pringles, flavoured goldfish, a bottle of honey mustard salad dressing, snickers, and recees
• Me
  

  • hahahaha
• Nancy
  

  • : D I'm glad mom knows me so well
• Me
  

  • I approve of the nutella in my box, btw
  • however, I have nothing to eat it with. Oh well. /grabs spoon
• Nancy
  

  • you're welcome!
  • XD
  • yes!!
• Me
  

  • the best sandwich is made by mixing 3/4 nutella and 1/4 nuttella.
    
    Bread is optional
    
    

    

Boredom of Epic Proportions

It's insane how bored I've been lately. Like, insanely bored. as in too bored to study. Past the point of so bored I'd prefer to do homework. So bored, I can't concentrate on anything at all. So far my week was composed of sitting at my laptop, staring at the screen. Woooooooo.

NOT On Purpose

DJ

haha its awesoms

*awesomw

 

Me

XD

 

DJ

*aesomw

&awseome

screw it

 

Me

hahahahahaha

 

DJ

i swear none of that was on purpose

 

 

Gerbil In My Shirt

There is a gerbil in my shirt.  Sorry, there WAS a gerbil in my shirt. She is now on my back.

Anyway, Spring break is this week. From last saturday to this coming sunday. I've been spending a decent amount of break time in physical therapy and school xD
I'm going with my mother to her P.T., and I'm going to school again to see my friends who are still stuck in highschool.

Also, I've discovered the amazingness that is Fanfarlo. <3 <3
That band has such great songs.

And with that, I must retire; waking up early tomorrow.

Waiting

I'm waiting for my psychology class to start. Not that we're doing anything important right now; watching a movie. Supersize Me, to be exact. I'm not totally sure why we're watching a movie about McDonalds making people fat relates to psychology, but whatever.

Macbooks are EVERYWHERE. This campus loves apple products. They've even got an apple store attached to the bookstore. They totally ignore anything Windows or Linux-related. It's great fun. Oh well.

Class was supposed to start 6 minutes ago. The prof isn't even here yet. xD

On another note, I just switched browsers to Google Chrome. Like within the last 5 minutes. I kinda like it.

oh, the teacher showed up. Better disappear and actually pay attention.

Well this is odd.....

I want to clean.
I want to do homework.
I want to study.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

mais j’étudierai ici. Vous étés heureuse, no? dans ma classe de français, nous apprenons les différences de passe compose et impératif. c'est très facile mais amusant parce-que je l'ai appris en lycée.

huh... I wrote that with no issues, but when I go back to read it, I have to think. Strange.