My Sister's Lab Report

Nancy:  Ellen

There is snark

I just put snark in my lab report

I said to disinfect your lab area and set up for the cult meeting

also

12) Raise the lobes of the liver and you should see the gall bladder which looks like a deflated balloon (like all of your hopes and dreams) and the stomach.

14) Remove the liver, gonad, and stomach by cutting them out. Split open the stomach if you're feeling especially violent today, then find the intestine and air bladder which might be popped because you're a violent sociopath.

16) Find the heart and put it aside for later sacrificing. Notice that is has two chambers.

17) Disinfect up your dissection area and set up for the cult meeting.