Saturday, January 25, 2014

I Did A Thing.

PUT YOUR ITUNES ON SHUFFLE AND MAKE A LIST OF THE FIRST 25 ARTISTS - TO SEE YOUR DIFFERENT MUSIC TASTE.
  1. AC/DC
  2. Flogging Molly
  3. Murray Gold (Yay Doctor Who!)
  4. Kansas
  5. Chameleon Circuit
  6. ABBA
  7. The Doors
  8. Eric Clapton
  9. AWOLNATION
  10. Caravan Palace (<3)
  11. Mumford and Sons
  12. Emily Loizeau
  13. Daft Punk
  14. J. S. Bach
  15. Enya
  16. Gorillaz
  17. Antonio Vivaldi
  18. Hugh Laurie
  19. Imogen Heap
  20. the Beatles
  21. Bombay Bicycle Club
  22. Muse
  23. Sarah Chang
  24. Dmitri Shostakovich
  25. The High Kings

Thursday, September 19, 2013

The French Language

DJ: i reiterate my statement from early in french 1: french was designed when a bunch of gay western european men got together, got drunk, and decided they needed a more romantic language than, say, german.

Me: THIS IS THE BEST EXPLINATION EVER

Monday, June 3, 2013

Little Inferno

I got the game Little Inferno recently. After playing the game for a good 4 hours, I told my sister to play. Here are her reactions.

omg
they're screaming
why

um
UM
BURNING DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND LOVED ONES DOESN'T LOOK LIKE FUN

WAIT IT CAN SEE ME
WHAT
I DON'T WANT IT TO SEE ME

wait a minute
those aren't snakes




Wednesday, May 29, 2013

Don't Blink. Don't Turn Your Back. Don't Look Away.

School is finished. Finally. I need to redo almost the entire semester's worth of classes.
That was not a good semester.
I did not enjoy any of my classes, thus I mentally checked out roughly four weeks into the semester, and right after spring break, a cousin committed suicide, and a week later, my 94 year old grandfather passed away.
Not a good semester.
Next semester will be full of writing and researching, so hopefully that will help my GPA come back up.

At the moment, I am petsitting for my roommate's grandparents. They went to visit their son, so I get to stay at their house and watch the dogs while they're away.  It's really nice, having the place to myself. It's the first time I've had a place to myself, actually. I've always been with my parents or had roommates.  I can play violin whenever I want, blast music, cook whatever and whenever I want, wander around the town, and walk around in my underwear just because I can.

I met some of the neighbors at a memorial day potluck, and we went hiking this morning. 9.5 miles. The trail was great, scenery beautiful. It was a real shame my body decided that that would be the perfect time to let my hormone levels plummet . . .  On top of a screwed up knee? Really? Oh well.

One of the people I went hiking with has a nephew visiting soon, and he (the neighbor) wants me to meet the nephew. He's playing matchmaker! So this will be interesting. I find it funny that after 3 days of knowing me, the neighbor is encouraging a relationship between me and the nephew. Updates will arrive when something happens on that front.

Three or four weeks ago, I was at judo, sparing with another student.  he was moving stiffly, and threw me badly. My knee bent sideways, overstretching the MCL and medial meniscus. There's possibly a microtear in the tendons, but I'm not sure. Might ask the doc to check, though, because the knee still hurts.

Guess what I've been watching lately....


Thursday, May 2, 2013

DJ On Meds



DJ: hey

Me: There's a multiple person chat now

DJ: nancy
geting her
ea'ksf
bufgger]
dammit
/dies

Me: XD

DJ: just me, failboatin along here

OI, NANCY

nancy
NANCY
THERE WE GO

Nancy: GOOD GRIEF

CRUISE CONTROL SET TO "COOL" MPH

Nancy: HOW DO YOU EVEN WRITE

DJ: WAT
JE SUIS CONFUSED.

Me: Nancy, say hi to the master of "hmmm"

Nancy: HOW ARE YOU EVEN STILL IN SCHOOL
*facepalm*

DJ: oh, ellen, did you tell her thats what i meant to say?

Me: Yup

DJ:  good.
anyaae
th
ae
bauus
(bauus
*balls
thee
*there
right
i dont deserve a keyboard any more

Nancy: I hope this is going on the blog, ellen

DJ: lol
yes
all of the ys
e
*eys
Yehsn
*yes
there

Me: HAHAHA

Nancy: ..."Yehsn"

DJ: antibiotics combined with the fact that im loling so hard, and my computer is on my stomach

Nancy: dear goodness what are we going to do with you...
Me: XD
Nancy: duuuuuudde

Me: that always works well....

DJ: yehs
*eys
here we go
*yes
you know what?  screw it.
im just gonna type, and you guys try and figure out what im dsaying

oh gosh
kill me now

Nancy: lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgeYScYe8wI&feature=player_embedded

^watch it

DJ: AJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
*AHAHAHAHAHAHA
I LOVE CAPSLOCK
NO WORRIES ABOUT CAPITALIZATION
JSUT
*JSUT
*JST
*JUST
COOL.

Me: We need to get him off the meds....

DJ: and that video is brilliant

Me: well, after he's recovered

Nancy: haha yeah

DJ:  LOL YES YOU DO
EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Nancy: nO,I THINK HE NEEDS TO GET OFF THEM NOW

Me: I'm going to save this and use it as blackmail

DJ: WAT.

Nancy: Excellent idea

DJ: OMFQ THIS VIDEO IS THE BEST THING IVE SEEN THIS WEEK.

Nancy: Just threaten to show this to his mom and he'll do anything you ask

DJ: WHY

Me: XD

DJ: WHY ATE YOU FOING THIS
*ARE

Me: doing*

DJ: *DOING
YES KI KNOW
*I

Me: I*

DJ: YES
MEEEEEEEEDS

Nancy: omg
this is hilarious
just
" MEEEEEEEEEDS"

DJ: THEYRE WONDERFUL THING.
*THINGS
MEDS
ARE
YES
PRECIOUS
WHAT HAS IT GOTS IN IS POCKETSES?
PRECIOUS?
MEDS?

Nancy: http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5900000/Gollum-smeagol-gollum-5995703-779-812.jpg

DJ: DAMN HE NEED LOREAL

Nancy: OF ALL THE THINGS TO SAY
BAHAHAHAHAH

DJ: READ IT WITH A BLACK VOICE
ITS EVEN BETTER

Me: OMG
LOST THE ABILITY TO CAN
I CAN'T

DJ: IVE BEEN LAUGHING LIKE A CHIPMUNK FOR LIKE FIVE MINUTES NOW
AT MY OWN COMMENT
WUT.

Nancy: http://alexandraerin.tumblr.com/post/44638678550

Meds, dude

DJ: NO MEDS
LOREAL

Me: Right.

DJ: YEAH.
ANWYA
anyway
well, that was entertaining.
well, im crying from laughter over here
what about you guys?

Me: We're plotting

Nancy: yup

DJ: what
are
you
plotting>
*?
also, how much of that is going on the blog?

Me: I'll let you know after I copy it over

DJ: cause i think the gollum and loreal bit is worth it, if i do say so myself.

Me: Isn't the tagline for l'oreal "because you're worth it"?

Nancy: yup

Me: Nice pun there, DJ

DJ:  wow
did not even notice tat.
*that

Me: Thought not

DJ: should we bring fluffy in on this too?
he is online

Me: I was just about to ask that

DJ: do it

<You added Anthony LaVecchio.>

DJ: i gotta go to the bathroom brb

Me: Welcome to the crazy

Anthony: hi errebody...

Me: because you're worth it.

Anthony: I see....
and DJ is here?

Me: He just went to the bathroom.

Nancy: he's a bit high
but yeah

Anthony: well
he sucks for not coming to keys
I don't care what his excuse is
he's a meanny.

Me: No, not at all. Because then he was able to amuse us with his version of "hmmmm"

Anthony: ...
wat

DJ: im back

Me:  He sent me "ha]posfbe"

DJ:  lugg
*lugyyt
*futgy

Me: meant "hmmm"

DJ:  *fluffy

you there?

hai

bro?

Anthony: ...
futgy?

Nancy: futgy...

DJ: i was trying to type lufyyf

Anthony: FUTGY YOU!!!!!!

DJ: *fluffy

Anthony:  the frick, dude?

Nancy: oh my gosh...

DJ: love you too foluffy

ahahaha

wow

*fluffy

Anthony: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!

Nancy: All of it.
Just, all of it

DJ:  dude, did you see the rest of our chat from earlier?
scroll up, and read
and laugh

Anthony: nope

DJ:  do it.

Nancy:  just read it

because it's worth it

Me: XD

Nancy:  ( see waht I did there?)

Anthony: ...

Me: I see what you did there

Anthony: no...

DJ:vahahaha
i see
what
you
did there
yeha
let us know when its on the blog

Anthony: can we skype?

DJ: id rather not

talking is not easy for me.

Anthony: why?
oh
but but but

Nancy: yes, he will type badly with his mouth

Anthony: what exactly do you have?

DJ: sinus infection
for which i am on antibiotics
which make me a little loopy

Anthony: YAY!!!!

DJ: or at least act that way.

Anthony: I LOVE THOSE THINGS!!!

DONT YOU JUST THOUGHT?

*THOUGH/
*&>
*?

Nancy: lol

AGRH
ARGH

Anthony: AHAHAHA

DJ: CAPSLOCK MAN
CRUIOBAEB
*cruise control
not "cruiobaeb
"

Anthony: why are you typing like that!?!?!

DJ: im not trying to

as i explained to the two of them earlier, antibiotics combined with the fact that im laughing so hard and my computer is on my stomach.

Anthony: wow I don't even think I typed that bad when I was on antibiotics...
badly*

DJ: ahahahha
ironys a bitch, no?

Anthony: ...that was grammar
not a typo

DJ:  WELL SCREW YOU TOO

Anthony:  lol
you know you want to.

Me:  Can I watch?

DJ: WAT
NO
THATS
THEATSA
*THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT AT ALL

Anthony: yes
yes you can

DJ:  I HATE YOU

Me: sweet

DJ:  OR HAT YOU
TAKE YOU R PICK

Me:  hat.

Anthony: I am pick?

Me:  Because hats are cool.

DJ:  YESH
OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Nancy: you know, wincest brings new meaning to the term brofisting


Ellen 
damnit nancy

Anthony
AHAHAHA
YES

DJ
can i now take an electric mixer to my minds eye?

Anthony
nope
not until we're done


<Short interlude>


Nancy
I'd suggest a meat grinder

Me:
XD

Nancy
they're more effective

DJ
hey, thatll work.


Ellen
Nancy, you'll be like 40 years old and still using the meat grinder.

Anthony
...
that

DJ
...

Me
your poor children

DJ
what
i am confused.
40 years?
wtf?

Me
Long-lasting inside joke

DJ
ah.

Anthony
...
I see
no...
no I don

Nancy
I will, I wiill

Anthony
don't*

DJ
meat grinder for you, fluffy

Anthony
...

DJ
whirr, whirr

Nancy:
I kind of have this habit of putting people's heads inside meat grinders
hahahaha

Me
THE MEAT GRINDER WILL GIVE YOU PEACE AND PROSPERITY!!
HAVE FAITH IN THE MEAT GRINDER!!

Anthony
I FREAKING LOVE YOU DJ

DJ
peace through superior firepower.

Me
^

DJ
woot woot.


Anthony
toot toot.

Nancy:
I see what you did there ellen

Me: =D

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Almost Done.

Two more days of classes. Four finals.
Almost done.

I am so ready for this semester to be over. Seriously. This semester is absolutely destroying my GPA. Not that it was anything wonderful to begin with, but now it is complete and utter rubbish. Seriously. I don't even know why I bother trying anymore.

I'm probably just saying that because it's 10:45pm and my FREAKING ROOMMATE WON'T SHUT UP AND LET ME SLEEP.

ok.

Yea. The sudden drop of progesterone, + Sleep deprivation  = THE MOST FRUSTRATED ELLEN CREATURE YOU WILL EVER MEET


Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Rose Tyler, I-

Guess what I'm watching!! ಥ_ಥ
I'm going to go sob in a corner.

You'd think after watching these episodes a couple times the emotions would calm down, but NOPE. WHY SHOULD MY HEART BE SAFE?!

SO MANY FEEEEELS ;_;

------------------_---------------------_--------------------------_-------------------------_--------

Now then.

At the moment, I am procrastinating. Hugely. I have an anatomy exam tomorrow that I'm not ready for, and a sketchbook due for lab that I was supposed to start at midterms.
It's not even started yet.
Due tomorrow night.
I'm on the verge of saying VA FAIRE FOUTRE! and getting on with my life. Because that stupid sketchbook has no purpose in life other than to irritate every single bio 201 and 202 student.  I have not talked to one person who thinks the sketchbooks are a good idea. Most of the TAs don't like them, either. Which is funny, because they're the ones who are in charge of teaching us our lab material.


Sunday, April 7, 2013

My Sister's Lab Report


Nancy:  Ellen
There is snark
I just put snark in my lab report
I said to disinfect your lab area and set up for the cult meeting
also
12) Raise the lobes of the liver and you should see the gall bladder which looks like a deflated balloon (like all of your hopes and dreams) and the stomach.
14) Remove the liver, gonad, and stomach by cutting them out. Split open the stomach if you're feeling especially violent today, then find the intestine and air bladder which might be popped because you're a violent sociopath.
16) Find the heart and put it aside for later sacrificing. Notice that is has two chambers.
17) Disinfect up your dissection area and set up for the cult meeting.


Monday, April 1, 2013

Salmon makes The Day Better

Today. Yea.

It started out normally enough. Wake up later than normal, causing me to rush to get to my exercise class, work out for a while, return to the apartment.  I was all ready to be productive. Study, homework, perhaps go to the gym again, but then ants. Stupid, freaking ants. Qui peut va faire foutre. So after vacuuming them all up, dousing the place with vinegar, and plugging up their little hole, I look behind me to see my roommate's hell-hound of a dog pooping in the corner of my room. It wasn't a normal poop, either. It was diarrhetic. Of course, the roommate isn't around for her to take care of her own stupid dog, so I have to clean up the two pounds of crap, and the floor. Needless to say, I am not a fan of this dog at the moment. I'm normally not a fan of this dog to begin with, so the roommate is REALLY lucky I didn't painfully murder the stupid creature.

That was my day, and tomorrow is not looking to be any better.


Saturday, March 9, 2013

Annoy the Sister


Me: We need to feed some wasabi to Nancy.

DJ: all of the yes.

Me: that is all.

DJ: right-o.  carry on.